Thursday, 24 October 2013

WORST DATE EVER

OK, so I turn up at this lake Lovett/Craft wants me to turn up to. All I have on the meeting is that he's not going to kill me. So that's risky, right? I've waited. And I waited. And I'm still here.

And then this happens:

HE HASN'T SHOWN UP.

I am a very busy girl. I am very in demand. I do not fuck with time wasters.

Get your ass over here or I'm out.

Don't stand me up.

Cunt.

12 comments:

  1. Holy shit, you're still waiting around? That's actually hilarious. I figured you'd be out the way for a couple hours, tops, but this?

    Seriously, that was a pretty old trick.

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