But yeah, in all seriousness I do have a bad habit of referring to the entire UK as England. Also Australia, Jersey, Guernsey, and anywhere else ruled by either our beloved monarch or our somewhat less beloved parliament.
FUCK THAT! CRUMPETS AND TEA AND QUEEN AND COUNTRY! Well, crumpets and tea and country. I personally favour a republic. Run by the Victorian engineer, Robert Vevonson.
argh, fuck that. Fuck this. Fuck. SHit. Piss. Balls. Cunt.
ReplyDeleteSo this is what I get for travelling all night and all day!! no sleep for me.
Teehee. ;)
DeleteI guess the plethora of psychos know where to go now.
ReplyDeleteI hope David and Kelevra enjoy your body.
-Veigar
Hope Everest enjoys Sanna's!!!! >:D He has a wonderful propensity to keep them alive and in intense pain while he does!!!!
DeleteI already knew where she was, been following good ol' Minxie ever since Incogny dropped her off.
ReplyDeleteSo I'm pretty close, but now I'm going to leave, but I'm leaving someone else to look after her, someone VERY shaky.
Shaky???? Whatya mean, "shaky"???
DeleteBet you a tenner it's Shakin' Stevens. Always figured Kelevra would be into welsh rock 'n roll.
DeleteI THINK YOU'RE WRONG AND I WANT THAT TENNER
DeleteYou just got a letter with a tenner enclosed. Probably. I'll want it back if I turn out right.
DeleteK, thnx.
DeleteNP
DeleteKELEVRA???
DeleteOP will surely deliver........
Come on man, if anyone can tip up Shaky it's you. DO IT FOR ENGLAND.
DeleteBUT YOU SAID THEY WERE WELSH.
DeleteWALES IS BASICALLY ENGLAND WITH MORE RAIN AND WELSH PEOPLE.
DeleteWALES IS NOT ENGLAND. ENGLAND IS ENGLAND. WALES IS WALES.
DeleteIN WALES YOU SEE MOAR SHEEP!!! AND MOAR DRAGON FLAGS ON CARS!!!
EVERYWHERE IS ENGLAND. WE JUST LET SOME OF THEM THINK THEY AREN'T.
DeleteUGH, YOU SOUND JUST LIKE AMERICA........
DeleteAMERICA IS ALSO ENGLAND.
DeleteBut yeah, in all seriousness I do have a bad habit of referring to the entire UK as England. Also Australia, Jersey, Guernsey, and anywhere else ruled by either our beloved monarch or our somewhat less beloved parliament.
NO ENGLISH PERSON ACTUALLY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE MONARCHY.
DeleteFUCK THAT! CRUMPETS AND TEA AND QUEEN AND COUNTRY!
DeleteWell, crumpets and tea and country. I personally favour a republic. Run by the Victorian engineer, Robert Vevonson.
THAT IS THE LEAST ENGLISH COMMENT I HAVE EVER SEEN.
DeleteReally? You've been keeping very good company, if that's the least English it gets.
DeleteAnd because I forgot to add it last comment, link for the reference.
And Away I GO. Always wanted to visit Germany.
ReplyDeleteyou're a twat.
Deletedoes anyone know how to make their flesh taste like cack?
How would you even test that?
DeleteI don't give a flying bollock dagger how you would fucking test that shit. I just need it.
DeleteI'll sell you some snake oil that'll do the job for 50 quid. Not really worth testing it
DeleteNo.
DeleteWell, Sanna. I wish you the best of luck in surviving.
ReplyDeleteIf it helps, I could write your obituary.
I'm determined for it not to come to that. If it does, my obituary will be splattered Convocation servant.
DeleteOh, by the way, how have you been? Last I heard, you lost your grandmother and had a run in with some Blue Cold Chilly Peppers. Have you been alright?
DeleteOh boy...Guess what?!
DeleteI GOT TO MEET THE RAKE!
Nearly got decapitated. In a forest. I'm a Seeker. What's wrong with this picture?