Maddie here. I'm OK. Rory, I need you to get off my account, stop pretending you're a gangsta, pack up, but only take the essential things; we can't take your Xbox or anything. Go to where I said we would meet, and I'll explain everything. You'll be safe, I promise.
-Maddie
I'mma stop pretending I'm gangsta once you stop using emoticons like :3 <-- gets real fuckin annoying
ReplyDeleteI'm on my way, cya bitches.
-Rory
Is the meeting place where you are now, Maddie? Nice place. Loving the mildew.
ReplyDeleteI suggest you leave before I take corrective action.
DeleteMaddie
Do you take me for a fool? I'm not there in person. Just using a damn good surveilance network and prior experience with that particular hidey hole.
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